Jason Nottingham

. Biography

Jason Nottingham was born on August 30th, 1981 in Topeka, Kansas. In his earlier life, Jason was an alpha male, jumping from girls at least every week. Jason never expressed that he was an avid music writer, as he considered it "a pussy thing to do." He wrote several different songs when he was in his teenage, his most popular being "Serfin" which was renowned when he released it online. The raw and uncontrolled power of the pop hit incidentally caused a massive terrorist attack on the United States. In the aftermath, him and his musical partner turned to Chald in order to escape the U.S. military. Chald did nothing because he's an asshole but the Time Council provided them with a temporal rift in the form of a horse's asshole. The rift sent Jason to the year 252 and his partner to an unknown point in time.

The Fall of the Musician

Struggle and Heartbreak was an understatement to how Jason felt, he didn't come out of his room for a whole 2 days. After he came to terms of his purpose and what he loved to do, and that was sports. He loved sports so much that he created the sport of golf in the year 296, becoming responsible for the art of Golf-Jitzu. Jason kept Golf relatively secret and within his hometown, but it spread like wildfire.

The Rise of the Golfer

Jason remained a world-class champion in golf for 3 years, receiving 6 bluecoats in his whole high school career. Jason became a town celebrity.

Gluttony

With his fame and pride, Jason made the poor decision to indulge in the benefits excessively. Jason became a serious foodie, attending banquet with all-you-can-eat buffets. Jason gained 40 pounds within 6 months, and it started to show. His golfing wasn't as good, and he started to slowly sift out of existence.

Fatherhood

Jason attempted to attend golfing tournaments throughout Kansas, but he wasn't good enough and never met quota. Jason eventually left Topeka and moved to Fargo, South Dakota to start anew. Jason married his lovely wife Shauna and had a his son Jason Nottingham Jr.

Epilogue

Jason then spent the rest of his days as a manager of a Texas Roadhouse and casually played golf in his backyard; sometimes his neighbors yard. He became extremely obsessed with pudding. His marriage got a little rough over the years, as Jason was accused of being quote "a peeping tom," going to the neighbors house to offer a 15-year old girl pudding every Thursday at 8. Jason died September 18th, 321, committing suicide off of his neighbors roof.