In the Beg'in'ing

Time begins in the void of Cisser, also known as the Higher void, and the Greater Abyss. This void is known by those on the corporeal plain called the sissies, the ones who worship Cisser and who were created in his likeness. Before the begining of our universe the sissies lived in the Higher Void with the Cisser, who controlled their every action and provided their every need. One day a being of great power found the Cisser and his disciples and asked them a simple question, would you like to hu la la hoop? The disciples were stunned by the proposal, and Cisser was greatly amused. So much so that he lost interest in the sissies and exiled them to the corporeal plain, the Earth. Cisser would spend a large some of time entertained with the hu la la hoop and was grateful to Chald's gift. Contrary to their deity, the sissies were not pleased by this. They had no means of taking care of themselves and had not known the ability to control their urges. Up until this point, they had been under the Cisser's guidance and received their every need. The sissies fell into chaos without the guidance they had grown to rely on. The being responsible for their exile, Chald, was soon captured by the sissies and banished to an infinitely far future. The sissies thought that this would prevent him from ever returning, yet Chald had a plan to destroy the sissies. Even though he greatly missed his existence in the Higher Void, Chald knew that the Corporeal Plain was now an eternal prison for him and all of reality. With his power he would come to rule this plain in due time.