That Wun

That Wun was born on March 14th, 2689 in Coupon, Pennyslvania. That Wun originally was named Zanthro by his parents, who were coal miners at the local coal mine. His parents were strict, and forced That Wun into a life of crime, stealing food and money for his family. As he turned 7, he came to realize that he could be more powerful than his parents, so he murdered his parents with a banana out of spite and psychological torture.