Kevin "Masterator" Klazinsky

Biography

Kevin "Masterator" Klazinsky was born on December 19th, 1921 in Portland, Oregon. Not much is known about Kevin's earlier life, it is completely shrouded in mystery. Some theorists speculate that Kevin was constantly in and out of schools throughout Oregon because of constant bullying and rough-housing with other students. But others speculate he was home-schooled by his father, Robert, who was a lawyer working for independently ran law firm in Portland. Sometime after the events of his early life, Kevin ran away from Portland and moved to the state of Minnesota, turning to a life of crime, preferably thieving and burglary.

Renowned Raider

Kevin started to make a name for himself, and started going under anonymous alias "Masterator (the B is silent)" in fears that he would blow his cover. In the Minneapolis underground, Kevin was to go to guy for raiding security facilities and breaking codes in major banks. He was at the top of his game in his mid 20s. Getting married to Britney Klazinsky and having his son, Kyle Klazinsky.

The Jig is Up

It wasn't long until Kevin was eventually caught and thrown into federal prison, single-handedly tearing apart his marriage, as his illegal endeavors were kept a personal secret.